Okay, not really. I don't have anything to say about E-readers.
How about eggs?
We are buying a new house that sits on an acre, but is surprisingly close to where we live right now. My husband has wanted an acre ever since we moved from ours in Utah, but knew I didn't want to make any random, major moves, so he found a place with a completely-redone-inside house and all the dirt surrounding it that he could ever want.
What does this have to do with eggs?
Of course, he wants to have animals, chickens among them.
Chickens lay eggs.
So possibly sometime in the future I will be known as the Egg Lady and you can come buy fresh eggs from me.
I prefer being the Egg Lady to the Crazy Chicken Lady.
I guess it could go either way.