Tuesday, September 7, 2010

Quips for a happy writing day


Love being a writer, hate the paperwork.

I love my job. I get to sit around all day making stuff up.

I write, therefore I am.

I prefer to think of it as prepublished.

Don't be jealous of my sweet writing skills.

My weapon of choice...the mighty pen.

What does not kill me makes a great plot point in my next book.

I am, therefore I write.

The voices in my head are plotting against me.

Deadlines amuse me.

I'm in my own little world. (It's okay, they know me here.)

Writers get the last word.

Why do writers write? Because it isn't there.

Blank page, I shall thwart thee.

Haiku are simple
But they often don't make sense

Reality leaves a lot to the imagination.

Writing today...if I don't get these characters out of my head they threatened to trash the place.

And finally...

You're an awesome writer, now get back to work.

[many of these seen on cafepress.com]


Kristin Baker said...

*GIGGLE* I might just have to borrow a few of these.

Shelli said...

Thanks for a smile! I loved these, especially the prepublished one. :)

Peggy Urry said...

My favorite sits right under your blog title. :-)

Tina Scott, author, artist said...

You must be a writer if ... you can relate to Valerie's post today. *grin*

Claudia said...

Hi Valerie,
I love this post, LOL! my favorite ones are the haiku and how they know you in your own little world. ;)
I have to agree with you on these points.
Have a great weekend!

ali cross said...

ROFL! "The voices in my head are plotting against me." YEP!!

Jennifer Griffith said...

LOVE these. Especially the last one--words of affirmation and then a reprimand. Ha ha ha. Thanks, Valerie!


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