Turn over the "WELCOME" mat, hiding the sentiment.
Ignore the dishes.
Laugh in the face of laundry. Ha, ha, ha!
Let the Sunday papers pile up unread.
Overlook the Barbies that have taken up permanent residence on the dining room table.
When the school calls to say another parent is needed to go on the class field trip, say, "Sorry, I'm working today."
Never, ever, EVER turn this on...
And most of all: QUIT BLOGGING AND WRITE!
And now back to my WIP!